Captain Vocabulary

Captain Vocabulary sails the world looking for new and exciting words to add to his ever growing dictionary. Captain of the USS Thesaurus he is know across the ports of the world as a master of words. He trades only in language and is fluent in all forms of communication except for sheet music. Fuck sheet music. There are no words in sheet music.

Captain Vocabulary lived an amazing life and in death has been seen by some as a shining example of how one should live their lives. For example Captain Vocabulary is quoted often in grammar Nazi literature.