Haynes / Shridër 2020

Haynes / Shridër 2020 is a presidential campaign started by Matthew Haynes the maker of Montanteing your way to six pack abs and Nate Shridër the star of the hit made for TV movie Schooled. When asked for a quote as to why they where running a spokesman for the campaign was quoted saying "They saw that pretty much nobody cares about this shit anymore so why not?"

It is unclear what political party the campaign is suppose to be in association with but below is their current platform.

Platform:
 * Marijuana reform and legalization
 * 2nd Amendment reform and a possible return to a militia system.
 * Abortion reform and common sense legislation.
 * A true separation of church and state.
 * Economic reform with tax breaks for businesses willing to return factories to the states and run them in an ecologically responsible way.
 * Platypus conservation, but not spread.
 * The cataloging and hunting of Nazis and Nazi Sympathizers for sport.
 * Fix the goddamn VA.
 * Education reform and less testing
 * Mental health and medical reform including but not limited to making it easier for people to acquire six pack abs.
 * New laws required to prevent people from wearing pajamas to shopping locations.