Brenda

Also known as "Fucking Brenda." She is a person who tends to intertwine in the lives of THSS members. Having tried to backseat drive in Kevin's car all the way to Swords and Shenanigans, she clearly needs to get off her high horse.

Little is know about Brenda before her sudden appearance at Swords & Shenanigans. We do know that as a child, she was singularly responsible for the following events:
 * The death of her father.
 * The kidnapping of the Lindbergh Baby.
 * The sinking of the Titanic.
 * The crash of the Hindenburg.
 * Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
 * AIDS
 * The introduction of crack into America's major cities.
 * The cancellation of Firefly.
 * Jared Leto being cast as the Joker.
 * Mark Hamill's car accident.
 * The election loss of McGovern.
 * The American Civil war.
 * The English Civil War.
 * Pearl Harbor.
 * Deforestation.
 * The collapse of the Wiemar Republic.
 * The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
 * The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
 * The Song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald."
 * The Assassination of John Lennon.
 * The Life of Ringo Starr.
 * The last season of "How I Met Your Mother."
 * Tienanmen Square, 1989.
 * Taylor Swift, 1989.
 * Triangle Shirtwaist Fire.
 * The sinking of the Maine.
 * Challenger Explosion.
 * Hanging Chads
 * The Collapse of Hadrian's Wall.
 * Death of Able.
 * The cancellation of Constantine.(Show and Vertigo Imprint)
 * J.J. Abrams discovery of "Lens Flare."
 * The "Avatar" live-action film
 * Twilight.
 * Pay-to-play games.
 * The death of Alf
 * GPS Navigation not being able to find a road
 * The invention of taxes
 * The success of Seinfeld
 * Flat earth theory
 * Every SpaceX Stage 1 landing failure